Jul 08 2008

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Tag: General, Personal, Realidad, diversion, rm -rfJulioH @ 5:53 pm

Leyendo un correo en cadena acerca de la etimología de la palabra toche, se explica a continuación.

¿Por qué San Cristóbal esta destochada(sola)?

En San Cristóbal la palabra ‘toche’ se usa hasta para orinar….. ¿No me creen? Aquí van algunas perlitas:

1. Reemplaza al sustantivo nada: Puros enredos y no dijo un toche, no trajo un toche y no encontró un toche.

2. Se usa como interrogación: ¿Qué toches dijo este marica? ¿Qué toches pidió ese guevon?

3. En forma despectiva: ¡Tan toche!

4. Con el pronombre quien: ¿Quién toches llamo?

5. Para menospreciar algo: Una toche fiesta, una toche camisa.

6. Para reemplazar una persona: Ese pobre toche, el toche ese no sirvió pa nada, este toche la cagò.

7. Como despectivo y vulgar: Vaya coma toche, este grandísimo toche.

8. En lugar de golpe o puñetazo: Le dieron que tochazo el hp.

9. Rápido o veloz: Ese marica salio destochado.

10. Para los perdidos: ¿Dónde toches estamos?

11. En lugar de pendejo: No sea tan toche mano.

12. Como sinónimo de oscuridad: No se ve un toche.

13. Para un mentiroso: Este guevon habla puras tochadas.

14. Para un loco: Ese man esta destochado.

15. Para los incrédulos: No me crean tan toche, Siiii tocheee!!!.

16. Para los ignorantes: Este man no sabe un toche.

17. Para las cosas pequeñas: ¿Esa tochadita?

18. Para cosas grandes: ¡Que tochadota esa!

19. En la gastronomía: ¡Vaya coma mucho toche!

20. En tiempos de escasez: No hay un toche que comer.

21. Como mal educado: Se porto como un toche.

22. Para disimular: ¡Hágase el toche!

23. Para ubicarse: ¿Dónde toches queda eso?

Pero pueden revisar estos enlaces acerca del significado
Definicion de Toche
Tipo de Pajaro


Jun 13 2008

il cromatore mobil

Tag: General, Personal, diversion, juegosJulioH @ 12:44 pm

Este es mi carro, thx iPwn3d.
cromador


May 14 2008

Guns N’ Roses - Patience

Tag: Musica, PersonalJulioH @ 9:08 pm

Shed a tear ’cause I’m missin’ you
I’m still alright to smile
Girl, I think about you every day now
Was a time when I wasn’t sure
But you set my mind at ease
There is no doubt
You’re in my heart now
Said, woman, take it slow
It’ll work itself out fine
All we need is just a little patience
Said, sugar, make it slow
And we come together fine
All we need is just a little patience
(patience)
Mm, yeah

I sit here on the stairs
‘Cause I’d rather be alone
If I can’t have you right now
I’ll wait, dear
Sometimes I get so tense
But I can’t speed up the time
But you know, love
There’s one more thing to consider

Said, woman, take it slow
And things will be just fine
You and I’ll just use a little patience
Said, sugar, take the time
‘Cause the lights are shining bright
You and I’ve got what it takes
To make it, We won’t fake it,
I’ll never break it
’cause I can’t take it

…little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah
need a little patience, yeah
just a little patience, yeah
some more patience, yeah
need some patience, yeah
could use some patience, yeah
gotta have some patience, yeah
all it takes is patience,
just a little patience
is all you need*

I been walkin’ the streets at night
just tryin’ to get it right
hard to see with so many around
you know I don’t like
being stuck in the crowd
and the streets don’t change
but baby the name
I ain’t got time for the game
’cause I need you
yeah, yeah, but i need you
oo, I need you
whoa, I need you
oo, all this time **


Abr 16 2008

Por Fin Ingeníero de Computación

Tag: General, Personal, RealidadJulioH @ 6:57 am

jejeje, si ya es una meta cumplida vienen mas ahora.
dejo una fotos con unos panas, gracias por acompañarme ese día!!!
Graduacion


Mar 15 2008

Guns N Roses - November Rain

Tag: General, Musica, PersonalJulioH @ 8:36 am

when i look into your eyes
i can see a love restrained
but darlin´ when i hold you
don´t you know i feel the same

´cause nothin´ last forever
and we both know hearts can change
and it´s hard to hold the candle
in the cold november rain

we´ve been throught this such a long long time
just tryin´ to kill the pain

but lovers always come and lovers always go
and no one really sure who´s lettin´ go today
walking away

if we could take the time to lay it one the line
i could rest my head
just knowin´ that you were mine
all mine

so if you want to love me
then darlin´ don´t refrain
or i´ll just end up walkin´
in the cold november rain

do you need some time… on your own
do you need some time… all alone
everybody needs some time… on their own
don´t you know you need some time… all alone

i know it´s hard to keep an open heart
when even friends seem out to harm you
but if you could heal a broken heart
wouldn´t time be out to charm you

sometimes i need sometimes… on my own
sometimes i need sometimes… all alone
everybody needs some time… on their own
don´t you know you need some time… all alone

and when your fears subside
and shadows still remain
i know that you can love me
when there´s no one left to blame
so nevermind the darkness
we still can find a way
´cause nothin´ lasts forever
even cold november rain

don´t ya think that you need somebody
don´t ya think that you need someone
everynody needs somebody
you´re not the only one
you´re not the only one


Feb 15 2008

Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N’ Roses

Tag: Musica, Personal, rm -rfJulioH @ 11:41 pm

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun ‘n’ games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease

Chorus:

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you’re gonna bleed
But it’s the price you pay
And you’re a very sexy girl
That’s very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won’t get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You’ll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me

Chorus

And when you’re high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!

You know where you are
You’re in the jungle baby
You’re gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It’s gonna bring you down!
Ha!


Feb 11 2008

Un Saludo a los Lammers

Bueno despues de los ataques recibidos hacia mi blog, queria dejarle una imagen con mi novia de lo que pienso de ustedes. Get a Life….
o si no como yo digo CROMENLO SAPOS JOJOTIADO.
julio


Feb 10 2008

Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin

Tag: General, Musica, PersonalJulioH @ 1:08 am

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

There’s a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there’s a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

There’s a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

And it’s whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There’s still time to change the road you’re on

Your head is humming and it won’t go in case you don’t know
The piper’s calling you to join him
Dear lady can’t you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she’s buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.


Feb 09 2008

Foto del V Foro Mundial-Ciudad Guayana

En estos días viendo las fotos de tatica del foro mundial me consigo con una foto particular en la cual comparto con grandes hacktivistas del software libre, salimos Maria Leandro aka tatica, yo, Nerissa Aguilera aka nagui, y Rodrigo Rodriguez aka R0R0. El lema software libre para todo el mundo.
tatica,julioh,nagui,r0r0


Feb 03 2008

WTF Yemaya en el Billete de 2000 Bs¿?

Tag: General, Personal, Realidad, Santeria, diversionJulioH @ 5:36 pm

No puedo creer donde llega la ignorancia de la gente, un día llegan y me comentan esto, lo que quedo es sorprendido de la burrada mas grande que pueda existir, sera que no saben quien es Andres Bello, esta url les puede servir para educar la mente un poquito, o sera que Globovision los volvió locos.
el señor Bello fue el primer rector de la Universidad de chile, y fundador, por ende aparece la medalla, la medalla es portada por el rector en actos académicos, buscando la pagina de la universidad de chile me consigo la medalla
Medalla
ABELLO

De hecho encontré una foto de Andres Bello con la medalla, cuando fue rector, sale en la wikipedia cuando puedan revisen su biografía.
Los invito a que ven este enlace no explica el significado de la medalla, y el uso de ella, la pagina es de la universidad de chile
Bueno abra que saber un poco de historia y leer o investigar antes de indagar.
para mayor informacion un muchacho saco un post mas avanzado
Ignorancia, Yemaya, Andres Bello y los billetes de 2.000


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